Bridge is too important to take seriously. Oscar Wilde Next to Bridge all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance. General George S. Patton I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by starving hysterical naked bridge. Allen Ginsberg 'Tis a far, far  better thing I do now, to play in 3 No Trump, than I've ever I done in 5 of a Minor. Charles Dickens our time is bridge time is your time is bid time so viva sweet no trump e e cummings I can always tell a good man by the way he plays Bridge; hard and long. Mae West

I didn’t finesse. Bill Clinton Old Bridge  players never die; they just lose their finesse. General Douglas MacArthur Bridge is Hell! General William  T. Sherman Men will fidget at women who Bridge it. Dorothy Parker You must be a brain dead jerk!  Why didn’t you lead a diamond?! Anonymous

More quotes can be found in the Bridge column of your      local newspaper.